Haiku What Am

1
Cellular sardines--
endogenous wastewater--
Prone, ciliate eels.

2
Contestants freeboot.
Martini databases
locate bungalows.

3
Hypnosis-ridden--
acidulous booksellers’
illiteracy.

4
Prohibitory
harmonicas coexist--
benighted objects.

5
Valvéd delphinus--
exponential jitterbug--
patient conduit.